Aurora Players’ ProjectSTAGE, Act I, production of “The Vikings Are Coming, or What Happened on the Beach,” another “Beard” (a.k.a. Tom Durham) original script on July 19 at 7:30pm and Saturday, July 20 at 2:30pm. Tickets are $5 and kids 8 and under are FREE.

Included in this year’s story (there’s a story, but virtually no plot) which includes Vikings (of course), Puritans, a family of fishermen called the Salts, two beach bums, a Vikingese translator, a narrator who demands authenticity and wants to close down the show, and an officer of the U.S. Department of Immigration.